Have a Seat

Who is this chic, who was this chic? Who has the gall to come into my home and go into my refrigerator without my word of approval?  Did I say make yourself at home?  Who was she?  And yet, I still do not know her name. Heres a story. I met this nice looking chica one day (period)  I say to this nice looking chica, "drop by my crib later tonight" (period) She comes over later that night, but she is not alone (period) She brings a friend, a friend who is as beautiful as the sky is blue.  I think to myself, wow, I wish I had met this beautiful friend before I met her.

AND THIS IS WHERE the story gets good!  While me and the chica are conversating in the next room.  Her beautiful friend takes it upon herself to get off my nice leather couch, walk across my clean hardwood floors, reach her pretty little fingers outward and proceed to grab a bottle of my delicious tasting FIJI water.  I walk back into the living room, and behold, she is drinking water! WHAT? Did my BUTLER bring you a bottle of water?  I never hired a BUTLER?  Are you the BUTLER?

Leon Terrell Ash approves this storyline.

Abnormal is the New Normal

Abnormal is the new normal! Up is down. Common sense is nonsense. Bravery is chauvinistic. Name calling is a hatecrime. Dogs don’t follow, they lead the master. Birds walk. Men don’t fight, they are very sensitive. Women don’t cry, they fight. Judges kill deers and Michael Vick gets prison time.  Republicans are Democrats and Democrats are heading near crazy-ville!! I apologize.  Times are changing but Change didn’t break for time. Legalizing weed is a real discussion.  Abstinence is fruitloops, and whoredom is a step in the right direction. 

Leon Terrell Ash approves this message. Also two new books will be available this year.

It WASn't ME

Here is a little story. So I was getting on the elevator at my apartment complex and while I was waiting for the elevator door to close the cleaning lady came with the big carton of trash.  The elevator began to smell like a container of fart and stink.  Mind you, we got on the elevator at the 4th floor.  The cleaning lady then proceeds to press the 3rd floor button to get off.  The door opens and she pushes the smelly trash carton off the elevator leaving behind a severe trashy smell and me.  PAUSE.

At this moment I began to think to myself, "Terrell, maybe you should get off this elevator as well, because  you don't know who is at the bottom floor waiting to get on and you do not want anyone associating the trashy smell to you.  BEGAN.

Well, I talked myself out of getting off the elevator because in all the days of my lifes history living at these apartments no one has ever, ever, everrrrr, been waiting to get on the elevator, so I figured Id take a chance. WHY did I do that?  Before the elevator could get to the first floor and open up I heard voices resonating up to the second floor.  WHAT!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!! I broke into a cold sweat. Now I am sweating, the elevator is smelling like a dumpster, and I am the only one on the elevator.

The elevator door opens up, and there they all stood, NOT 1, NOT 2, NOt 3, BUt 4 beautiful women, all dressed professionally, holding briefcases, and waiting to walk on the elevator.   I walked off the elevator and they walked on. They all turned around in unison giving me the, "YOU DID IT" look!  AT this moment I had to speak up, so I said, "umm, the lady with the bin of trash just got off on the third floor, just so you know."  Im sure those beautiful professional ladies were thinking to themselves, "yeah right Mr."

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Leon Terrell Ash "All of The LIghts" REMIX

             "this is a sing along, press play and sing my words."


ALL OF THE HYPE!  !  !       the hype, the hype, all of the hype.


ALL OF THE HYPE  about me Baby!
Im so cold, I want Y'all to feel me
I remix songs without a mic babe.
You know what I need, want you to feel what I breathe, want you to feel what I breathe.

Fast girls, shooting stars,  ALL OF THE HYPE, ALL OF THE HYPE!

Leon Terrell Ash Disclaimer: I was just playing around today, but, If I intrigued your fancy and your interested in more of this lyrical genius then contact me on twitter.
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KEEP your heart, three stacks! KEEP your heart.

I heard UGK/Outcast say, "KEEP your heart, three stacks, KEEP your heart, Hey KEEP your heart, three stacks, KEEP your heart, Man these girls is smart, three stacks, these girls is smart, Play your part... play your part"

And then I read the BIBLE and it said, " KEEP thy heart with all diligence"

And then I got to thinking, Maybe we should..............."Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, what Im about to say in this blog is SO DEEP and Profound that the only way you can read it is to send me a message at my website www.terrellash.com, REAL TALK. "Because this is too good to just give away like that!!!""

Leon Ash Disclaimer: If you don't get this blog, you missing out on some real deal HOLY Fill. Ya digg. KEEP ya heart.

I HATE YOU!!!! I HATE YOU AGAIN!!!!!

One day a PERSON was angry. And in their anger they EXPLODED and said these words. "I HATE YOU!"

The next day that PERSON said, "I DO NOT HATE YOU, I WAS SPEAKING OUT OF ANGER."


TERRELL says, be not hustled my friend, for if they said they hate you today that only means they hated you before today. They had hate in their heart for you long before the mouth revealed it!


So of course you spoke out of Anger and Hate and Malice and all those other negative feelings you have inside yourself towards me.

The truth in the heart cannot be hidden. Stick a pin in the balloon and it will EXPLODE.

Can the balloon say it EXPLODED from anger as an excuse??  Well of course NOT, the balloon cannot say, "I exploded out of anger," but rather the balloon exploded because it had air/hate/pressure on the inside.  And once a negative action was done against the balloon, the air/hate/pressure came out!  This means, "IF THE BALLOON/PERSON SAID THEY HATE YOU TODAY, THAT ONLY MEANS THE BALLOON/PERSON HATED YOU MANY DAYS PRIOR TO THE EXPLOSION!! The heart is similar to the balloon. Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.  The tongue is an unruly evil, who can control it?  Any man that bridleth his tongue, the same is a perfect man. Nevertheless I subside.

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Leon Ash Disclaimer: Anger aint got nothing to do with internal hate.  Don't be hustled by that anger excuse. Leon Terrell Ash.