Wednesday, July 6, 2011

NOT GUILTY Casey Anthony

If I rob a bank, AND you find the ski mask in my pocket, AND you find the get away car parked in front of my home,  AND you find the bag of money in my car, AND my behavior portrays that of a guilty man, AND you have me on video robbing the bank, AND I tell you I robbed the bank but maybe I didn't, please, please let me have the same JURY Casey Anthony and OJ had.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Chapter 12: A New Nurse For A New Time "WHAT EVERY NURSE MUST KNOW"

Chapter 12 7AM-7PM Continued 1. The Nurse finishes the telephone call and goes to feed patient F-6 but is halted because patient B-2 started vomiting severely.
2. The nurse goes to get vomit medication, but a scream from patients D-4 room stops her in her tracks.
3. Patient D-4 has escaped from the restraints and attacked the occupational therapist.
4. The daughter for patient F-6 complains that her father was not feed and that the food is cold.
5. The Nurse Manager would like to know what had the nurse so occupied that she could not feed her patient, nor treat B-2 for vomiting. The nurse can’t recall the events that transpired because its 2pm and she missed lunch. Here brain has no sugar reserves.
6. The Manager is becoming agitated with the nurse.
7. Nurse realizes that time is moving quickly and she must update her charts. The computers have shut down and her pen is out of ink. There will be no charting this hour. 
8. The nurse runs to the rest room because her bladder is doing something very strange. The nurse finishes using the restroom only to realize there is no tissue in the stall.

What a day! What a day!

9. Code blue is called over the intercom. Patient G-7 was found unresponsive. CPR is started but patient G-7 has died. Nurse reflects over the day to insure all proper steps were taken. Oops, nurse forgot that the patient was listed as (DNR) do not resuscitate patient.
10. Coworkers are upset with nurse for adding extra work to their hectic day.
11. Nurse realizes that shift change is drawing near and that she must complete her charting on all eight patients. Nurse has a new pen and begins to chart.
12. Patient A-1 is once again calling for pain medicine. Nurse decides it is best to get pain medicine but before she can take it to her patient she drops it on the floor.
13. Nurse must now find a coworker to witness her waste this narcotic and get another dose. The narcotics count is showing a discrepancy.
14. She must call manager to fix it before she can continue with giving out medication.
15. Laboratory calls nurse to notify her of a critical lab for patient H-8. Doctor must be called and notified of this
16. The nurse remembers that she has more paper work to document than before. She has to document the death of patient G-7 also there is extra paper work for the code blue and the attack that occurred earlier with patient D-4.
17. The school has just called to tell the nurse that her son has been suspended for fighting. It’s almost time for the nurse to get off work. She begins to speed up her pace but while rushing, she accidently sticks herself with an HIV infected needle. To make a long story short, this is a typical day for nurses 3 out of 4 days a week.
critical lab. As the nurse is beginning to call the doctor the fire alarm sounds, but it is a test. "There once was a nurse, who purchased a hearse and frowning is what she received. She couldn’t believe that the hearse was a curse; so driving became her disease"



Sunday, May 29, 2011

Anti-Male Sexism

Why do men tolerate it?  Are men afraid of women?  Is it politically incorrect for me to discuss this?  Why is Homer Simpson so dumb?  Why is Tyler Perry's character Madea so wise?  If Adam could replay history would he sleep around on Eve?  Feminist encourage ritalin for little boys who act like little boys.

REPHRASE. Boys that act like boys.  In todays society it is ok to call a woman a, "raging slut."  Call that same woman, "gorgeous" and watch how angry she becomes.  Men, go to the beach; find soft sand and put your head in it and pretend like you can't see whats really going on!!

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Sunday, May 15, 2011

HBO in the Old Days!

I remember when I was a youngster.  The tv's came with two knobs and the channels were picked up using "rabbit ears antenna's."  Back in those days watching HBO was the "ISH."  I would use my antenna and a few hand slaps to the side of the tv to get HBO from my neighbors paid subscription, it was trial and error.  True, my tv had no sound and the picture was always scrambling, but that was all fine.  Because back then you didn't need a clear picture nor sound.  You could use your imagination and Make Up A Story, because the ending was always gonna be the same. <---- Do you get it? Because thats original!!!!


 
Leon Terrell Ash

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Stupidity or EVIL

Everyone would agree that it is not wise to allow 18-24yr college students to carry loaded guns to class.  College is the main place that mistakes occur.  A law has been passed that now students can carry guns on campus.  AT first I said this was beyond STUPID!  I was correct.  This is not stupid, this is EVIL!  It is beyond just stupid.  EVIL legislators or promoting evil idiotic  laws to harm the innocent! A SHAME!!

disclaimer: Having a gun in the home is appropriate but not in the classroom.  Have we learned nothing, but then again this is EVIL PEOPLE promoting this.

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Leon Terrell Ash

Be a GENTLEMAN to the ladies!

Dear A-hole have you ever been accused of not being a GENTLE-MAN. If so, your reply should  have been, "I was promoting womens equality!" meaning if your not going to hold the door for another man then your not going to hold the door for a woman. Equality for all.


 
 
Leon Terrell Ash
disclaimer: No insults intended.