Leon Terrell Ash Public Service Announcement "UPDATE"

 

 

To hear me sing this song visit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WS25-3Sihs

Allow me to reintroduce myself.  My name is LEON  A to the S H.  I use to move from skyscrapers to Condos.  I guess even back then you could call me, CEO of the T.A.P. whoa!!  Fresh out De Ville right, but Im going higher. I be the, but then again, I'll save it for later. Flyer than the piece of paper "DEGREEing my name." I got the hottest chic in Houston breathing my name. Thats right, LEON, not lil ole me. But similar to that DUDE,  no one can do it better.  I write books like Im reaching for heaven, my baby said heavens here, so finish your breakfast. So guess what Ima do, take you back to the time after Texas, fast forward the rules and respect this! Let me tell you dudes what I do to protect this,  showing  you violence like a Tarantino flick.

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A World FULL of """"""""", A "proper term".

I was talking to one of my buddies and he stated, "why is it that a woman will have a child by a "no-good man" and then turn around and pray to God for a "good-man" to support her and the bastard. I apologize, but "bastard" is a proper term.  

I laughed at my friend.  I told him that his statement was incorrect as that it did not account for all the mothers who honestly thought they had a "good-man," and that  the "good-man" turned out to be a "NO-GOOD'ER" and left the home.  What do you expect?  Socrates would have then asked, "does a bastard become a NO-GOOD'ER?"  A child is not the blame for his or her parents ignorance!

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A New Nurse For A New Time, "WHAT EVERY NURSE MUST KNOW"

I knew one of these days one of these books was gonna get me paid. lol, Wo-la, hear it is!! My nursing book published last year has been a big hit.  My book is going against a million plus other books yet it is consistently ranked in the top 7 picks of 3 different categories.  visit: http://www.amazon.com/Nurse-Time-EVERY-NURSE-ebook/dp/B0069SFM82?&linkCode=wss&tag=terash-20

An excerpt from the book:

Laws of Leon

Murphy has laws on many things, and the ones I read on nursing were a grade fair at best. In my time of nursing I believe I have learned a few things that could help every nurse.  These are my laws as it relates to Nurses and their patients.  You could even call these Guidelines if you prefer.

1.         Nursing is a career choice, retirement is not needed.

2.         Most nurses, nurse, but the biggest babies are in room 110.

3.         It is never appropriate to grab a nurse buttock, unless she is your nurse.

4.         When using the call bell, Don’t.

Ode to Ms. Go-Getter!

This is an Ode to Ms. Go-Getter. That  woman who makes it happen for her family; holding the family income until her guy gets back up. You know who you are. The single mother who is selling them items on the block, turning a dollar into a “brand new car”.  Ya digg!!!   I name inspiration as the many females who I know that rise above obstacles.  I’m talking Polly-Wolly who goes harder than anybody I know, she goes harder than me, and I go hard. I’m talking Karen Y. a young blood who speaks it and it happens. I’m talking my cousin Tisha B., I am always hearing a word about this young lady climbing to the top.  I can’t forget my mother, started on her own, city girl making it happen in the country; no begging nor crying, just getting it!!  So many, so many, keep doing what you do!! You Ms. Go-Getter, yes you, You go and Get,,,,,,,,,,More!!!

There is no AMBIGUITY!!

I must be careful with this blog as that I do not wish to offend my friends. It is simple, If a man believes that it is normal to go against nature, should I then allow myself to trust this mans advice on any other topic that relates to the laws of nature.  Follow my example:  If a dentist told you that it was normal for pigs to grow wings and that pig wings should be a normal part of life, would YOU, the one who is about to have dental work done by this confused dentist; would you trust this dentist judgement as it relates to your dental health seeing that he is already confused on the basics of nature.  Follow me clearly people.  I left no ambiguity.  Follow me clearly…… "If you have read this blog and think I am talking about dentist and pigs, then  you should reread it again, only this time read between the lines."

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Leon Terrell Ash

EGGS and Bubble GUM

ANd so I did it again with my second Childrens Book. The goal of Leon The Lion was to teach the child what it meant to have potential. The goal of EGGS and Bubble GUM is to teach the child that anything can be done when you believe it can, even when obstacles or placed, this book is my best because it also tells the parent to take note of the belief of the impossible that all their children have. This book is my funniest book yet. The message is so clear and precise. AVAILABLE AT AMAZON KINDLE. http://www.amazon.com/EGGS-and-Bubble-GUM-ebook/dp/B0069TDCKG/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1321644917&sr=1-3 

Leon The Lion

My first childrens Book.  Ask a child what ice cream is and they will answer it with utmost confidence. Ask a child what potential is and they may waiver on a secure answer. Leon The Lion will teach all children what it means to have potential. Leon The Lion teaches children that they have potential. The author Leon Terrell Ash emphasizes through Leon The Lion that with potential the sky is the limit. Children enthusiastically follow along in the book as the big bright pictures tell a clear and simple story about the word, "Potential." Leon The Lion believes everything can be done and anything can be achieved. Join Leon The Lion as he inspires and encourage the youth. Leon explains to his friend Krystal the "Potential" that she has and how it works. Join Leon The Lion on this journey. Leon The Lion's message is one word, "Potential!"

NOT GUILTY Casey Anthony

If I rob a bank, AND you find the ski mask in my pocket, AND you find the get away car parked in front of my home,  AND you find the bag of money in my car, AND my behavior portrays that of a guilty man, AND you have me on video robbing the bank, AND I tell you I robbed the bank but maybe I didn't, please, please let me have the same JURY Casey Anthony and OJ had.

Chapter 12: A New Nurse For A New Time "WHAT EVERY NURSE MUST KNOW"

Chapter 12 7AM-7PM Continued 1. The Nurse finishes the telephone call and goes to feed patient F-6 but is halted because patient B-2 started vomiting severely.
2. The nurse goes to get vomit medication, but a scream from patients D-4 room stops her in her tracks.
3. Patient D-4 has escaped from the restraints and attacked the occupational therapist.
4. The daughter for patient F-6 complains that her father was not feed and that the food is cold.
5. The Nurse Manager would like to know what had the nurse so occupied that she could not feed her patient, nor treat B-2 for vomiting. The nurse can’t recall the events that transpired because its 2pm and she missed lunch. Here brain has no sugar reserves.
6. The Manager is becoming agitated with the nurse.
7. Nurse realizes that time is moving quickly and she must update her charts. The computers have shut down and her pen is out of ink. There will be no charting this hour.  8. The nurse runs to the rest room because her bladder is doing something very strange. The nurse finishes using the restroom only to realize there is no tissue in the stall.

What a day! What a day!

9. Code blue is called over the intercom. Patient G-7 was found unresponsive. CPR is started but patient G-7 has died. Nurse reflects over the day to insure all proper steps were taken. Oops, nurse forgot that the patient was listed as (DNR) do not resuscitate patient.
10. Coworkers are upset with nurse for adding extra work to their hectic day.
11. Nurse realizes that shift change is drawing near and that she must complete her charting on all eight patients. Nurse has a new pen and begins to chart.
12. Patient A-1 is once again calling for pain medicine. Nurse decides it is best to get pain medicine but before she can take it to her patient she drops it on the floor.
13. Nurse must now find a coworker to witness her waste this narcotic and get another dose. The narcotics count is showing a discrepancy.
14. She must call manager to fix it before she can continue with giving out medication.
15. Laboratory calls nurse to notify her of a critical lab for patient H-8. Doctor must be called and notified of this
16. The nurse remembers that she has more paper work to document than before. She has to document the death of patient G-7 also there is extra paper work for the code blue and the attack that occurred earlier with patient D-4.
17. The school has just called to tell the nurse that her son has been suspended for fighting. It’s almost time for the nurse to get off work. She begins to speed up her pace but while rushing, she accidently sticks herself with an HIV infected needle. To make a long story short, this is a typical day for nurses 3 out of 4 days a week. critical lab. As the nurse is beginning to call the doctor the fire alarm sounds, but it is a test. "There once was a nurse, who purchased a hearse and frowning is what she received. She couldn’t believe that the hearse was a curse; so driving became her disease"

Anti-Male Sexism

Why do men tolerate it?  Are men afraid of women?  Is it politically incorrect for me to discuss this?  Why is Homer Simpson so dumb?  Why is Tyler Perry's character Madea so wise?  If Adam could replay history would he sleep around on Eve?  Feminist encourage ritalin for little boys who act like little boys.

REPHRASE. Boys that act like boys.  In todays society it is ok to call a woman a, "raging slut."  Call that same woman, "gorgeous" and watch how angry she becomes.  Men, go to the beach; find soft sand and put your head in it and pretend like you can't see whats really going on!!

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HBO in the Old Days!

I remember when I was a youngster.  The tv's came with two knobs and the channels were picked up using "rabbit ears antenna's."  Back in those days watching HBO was the "ISH."  I would use my antenna and a few hand slaps to the side of the tv to get HBO from my neighbors paid subscription, it was trial and error.  True, my tv had no sound and the picture was always scrambling, but that was all fine.  Because back then you didn't need a clear picture nor sound.  You could use your imagination and Make Up A Story, because the ending was always gonna be the same. <---- Do you get it? Because thats original!!!!

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Leon Terrell Ash

Stupidity or EVIL

Everyone would agree that it is not wise to allow 18-24yr college students to carry loaded guns to class.  College is the main place that mistakes occur.  A law has been passed that now students can carry guns on campus.  AT first I said this was beyond STUPID!  I was correct.  This is not stupid, this is EVIL!  It is beyond just stupid.  EVIL legislators or promoting evil idiotic  laws to harm the innocent! A SHAME!!

disclaimer: Having a gun in the home is appropriate but not in the classroom.  Have we learned nothing, but then again this is EVIL PEOPLE promoting this.

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Leon Terrell Ash

Be a GENTLEMAN to the ladies!

Dear A-hole have you ever been accused of not being a GENTLE-MAN. If so, your reply should  have been, "I was promoting womens equality!" meaning if your not going to hold the door for another man then your not going to hold the door for a woman. Equality for all.

 

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Leon Terrell Ash

disclaimer: No insults intended.

I Tell Ya Da Truth!

When you have children, material possessions should mean less.  REPHRASE, when you have little boys, learn how to love your car less!  This post was inspired by my neighbors, twin boys running a havoc on their fathers car hood. lol, lol......Thats funny.....

I Hate It When They Say, "It Can't Be Done!" CHapter 2

“What Would Rosa Do?”

Change can only take place when you become

frustrated with the present condition of a situation. I did

not like working as a trash man, so I made a change. I did

not like working as a chemist, so I made a change. Change

can look foolish to those who are on the outside looking in.

Some would say the current recession should motivate a

person to keep working a job they do not care for, but I beg

the difference.

I believe that when Rosa Parks decided not to give

up her seat that she was attacked, not just by whites, but

blacks also. The black people may have said that Rosa

Parks was trying to set them back another 200 years by not

giving up her seat. They may have said that Rosa should

be grateful to ride the bus at all. I am sure some blacks

called Rosa Parks a spoiled, arrogant Negro. They may

have said Rosa Parks was not doing God’s will by not

giving up her seat. “God wants everyone to follow the

rules, Rosa, and the rule is to sit at the back of the bus.” I

am sure Rosa struggled with her decision. She may have

gone home and thought, “Why did I not get up?” And then

she may have said to herself, “it is time for change and I am

not going to keep riding at the back of the bus.” When a

person is on the outside of a situation looking in, they can

only assume the cause of your actions. And if your actions

cause for change, then go do that.

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Leon Terrell Ash