An excerpt from the book:
Laws of Leon
Murphy has laws on many things, and the ones I read on nursing were a grade fair at best. In my time of nursing I believe I have learned a few things that could help every nurse. These are my laws as it relates to Nurses and their patients. You could even call these Guidelines if you prefer.
1. Nursing is a career choice, retirement is not needed.
2. Most nurses, nurse, but the biggest babies are in room 110.
3. It is never appropriate to grab a nurse buttock, unless she is your nurse.
4. When using the call bell, Don’t.