Saturday, August 31, 2013

Angry Lesbians Everywhere!

Lesbians, why are you so Angry? 

Dear Public, have you ever met a happy lesbian?  I personally have never met a happy lesbian/Man-Eater.  They all seem pissed and unhappy with life, someone called it, “penis envy.”   I am not bashing any lesbians; I am only stating the obvious.  Lesbians seem to be self-consumed, entreating everyone they know with contempt and rude speech, except their beloved pet puppies, WRONG, I never met a lesbian who liked dogs!!  Have you ever heard of a lesbian having a straight male friend?  Ahhhh NO! 
What about gay men?  Gay men seem to be happy all the time, plus they have a lot of straight female friends.  I suppose it’s gay to be gay.  Lesbians, maybe you should lighten up and be more like the gay men; at least they have straight friends.  This blog was not a homophobic bash nor any other derogatory plug, but rather a post about a common day visual, i.e. angry lesbians! Be nice!

Disclaimer: There are some nice lesbians in the world, i.e. Ellen.

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Leon PSA- Jay Z


 
 
 
Terrell Ash Publishing Approves this message!

Trayvon and Zimmerman; Bill and Amber


Here is a story, Bill and Amber were neighbors!  One night Amber was walking to her home holding a bag of skittles and a Dasani water, and she was wearing a hoodie.   Bill was 6’1 190lbs and a military veteran.  Bill decided that he wanted to RAPE Amber.  He followed her and approached her in the dark of the night behind their neighbors homes.  “REPEAT!”  He followed her and approached her in the dark!!!!  Amber turned around, because she knew someone intended to do her harm.  Amber decided she would protect herself and so the fight began. 

Bill was losing the fight; he started to scream as Amber pounded his head into the cement.  Bill pulled out his gun and shot Amber  to death.   Bills expert Attorney used the Zimmerman/Trayvon case as a PRECEDENT.  The jury ruled a NOT GUILTY verdict for Bill’s case!  He is grateful for the second chance he has been given.  Bill has now changed his technique for how he rapes women!   Bill wanted to send a special thank you out to the juries of the following cases: Trayvon/Zimmerman Jury, Casey Anthony Jury and the OJ Jury, because juries like you make it possible for killers to get a second chance!  Thank you!  THE END!


Leon Terrell Ash does not approve of this verdict!

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Bruno Mars: Treasure - The Voice by Leon T. Ash



This youngster is doing it!  This song has a mixture of "The Jackson Five" and "GUY" from New Jack City.  Keyboards and lead guitar killed it, sounded like keyboards wanted to go to church on them chords.  It has a modern, old school, funk-pop type of feeling to it. I digg!


This video approved by Leon Terrell Ash

Monday, May 27, 2013

I would never do that, I Love You Baby!

“I haven’t slept with anyone, I would never do that, I am not a whore, I don’t sleep around, I love you,” said the degredated woman!

LISTEN MAN, you feel just because she said you are the only one and that you are her first, that she is being 100% honest.  How in the world did you think you were the exception, MAN?  If she will get degredated with you, why would you believe she is not getting degredated with another man?  It is either your pride or your blind love, MAN, that allows you to be fooled into thinking you are the exception when it comes to a lying woman. We all are guilty of stupidity, MAN.  

Listen MAN, the lips of a strange/degredated woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil; her ways are moveable, it is impossible for you to know who she is sleeping with.  She is an ugly beast with a beautiful face, breast and body; but she is a beast nonetheless.  If you love your life you will guard your heart, because your heart is the MAP for your life!  I learned something a long time ago from UGK, keep your heart three stacks these girls are smart.”  As a matter of fact MAN, I would suggest you read the bible, Proverbs 5:3 all while listening to UGK’s International Player’s Anthem. 

Ask yourself, “what makes me so special?”  Nothing, makes you different when it comes to a lying woman.  You ask, Terrell, how will I know if she is a lying woman?”  And the wise “Terrell” says, YOU WILL KNOW HER WHEN SHE OPENS HER MOUTH!”  I hate to be the guy with bad news, but in this new and increasingly demoralized society, degredation has become a way of life for many; with that being said, you must guard yourself, MAN!  Sorry!

This message is approved by Leon Terrell Ash. “KEEP YOUR HEART”

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Any of Y'all Into Gurls Like I AM, Lez-b-honest!

What’z up family and friends, this is Leon aka The Love Doctor aka ASH.  I need to keep it 100% on this topic; and the topic is Rejection.  This blog is for the fellas; I come at people a lot on some real deal Holy field talk. Fellas, STAY AWAY FROM ONLINE DATING SITES.” I will go further than that and say, stay away from any website where beautiful women post pictures of themselves, i.e. “facebook. 

If you a dude, and I mean a 100% MAN, and you see pictures of beautiful women clustered together, you would feel like a fat kid inside a candy store and try to talk to every one of those women!  And that’s some REAL DEAL HONESTY for you females who are reading this blog. 

Now, the bad thing about this online dating, is that your “REJECTION RATIO” goes up exponentially whereas your “SUCCESS RATIO” drops exponentially.  Only the male models will succeed at online dating, because they have the look, and the look is all that is required initially.  I will use my own story as an example.  In the year 2005, when I would see women in the streets and grocery stores, my “SUCCESS RATIO” was 95%, that’s an A+, meaning I was pretty successful.  Now, I wasn’t having success with “ALL” the women I liked, but it was a do-ableREJECTION RATIO,” AND the REJECTION was spread out over a matter of weeks.   

Well, no thanks to my homeboy, I became privy to a dating website.  My “SUCCESS RATIO,” drop from 95% to 60% in a two day time frame.  I never felt that much rejection, that fast, by that many women, in all my days of living.  These women blocked my profile, told me how I was not their type, told me to get real-real fast, and the BEST LINE came from a lady that said, she was not even looking for a date on this dating website.   That negativity affected my mental, I had to give that online dating up and stick to the real world dating. I am not sure if women can relate to this, but I know the non- model fellas can. STAY AWAY FROM IT!!